Byelomorye Dam Zone

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Byelomorye Dam Zone

Postby PinoBatch » Thu Nov 23, 2017 4:35 am

A British secret agent was on a mission to infiltrate a chemical weapons plant at Arkhangelsk. He planned to gain entrance by winding between the mountains and bungee jumping off the Byelomorye Dam.

But just when he thought he'd settled into a comfortable rhythm of shooting Soviets, out came this blue hedgehog-person and a bunch of Duracells with wings. The hedgehog somersaulted into the agent, and he just barely dodged it. The agent drew his suppressed Walther Police Pistol 7 and fired at the hedgehog, but it darted back and forth so fast he couldn't hit it.

Just when the agent felt he was about to give up, a woman in flashy clothes drove up in a sports car, singing that she wanted someone's love. The agent thought perhaps she could fill him in on what's going on and where that hedgehog came from. The dam could wait. So he got into her car, and she drove off and struck the hedgehog with her car. Suddenly several dozen gold rings flew off it, while the agent yelled a one-liner: "Rubber wheels beat rubber heels!"

The flashy woman pulled into the parking lot of a nearby casino next to a dirt bike track. The lot was styled as if it were a pinball machine. She drove a few laps around the lot, avoiding the bumpers, at the same time trying to talk the agent up from keeping it professional to something more intimate. She explained that she was turned on by the "criminal" things that secret agents do and that only a "psycho" would jump from the dizzying height of a dam.

But once he made it clear to her that he was interested in facts, not sex, she turned around and headed back to the dam: "Have it your way with the hedgehog." Once they arrived, the car door opened, and the woman pushed the agent out. The agent rolled over, brushed himself off, strapped the bungee cord on his belt around the dam's railing, and took a leap...

Oh wait, this is, not So here's the 2A03 soundtrack from the above scene, incorporating pieces of "Dam" from GoldenEye 007, "Flying Battery Zone" from Sonic & Knuckles, "Bad Romance" from The Fame Monster, and "Waluigi Pinball/Wario Stadium" from Mario Kart DS. Triangle drums are not used because there is a triangle lead.
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Re: Byelomorye Dam Zone

Postby RavenousSoothing » Thu Nov 23, 2017 4:45 am

Hey, that was pretty good. Slightly felt, like a novelty song, not that that's a bad thing. I especially liked the pulses, and the songs harmonized well. Pretty sweet! ... vViHGRrjGw

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